Meghan O’Rourke, since you are the opinion editor for The Linfield Review, I thought I would share some of my opinions with you.
In my opinion, your running bandanas are awesome.
Not only do they keep your hair out of your face, but you are also prepared to rob a bank or hold up a train full of loot.
In my opinion, your writing is brilliant, and it makes me hope that you are considering a mass communication degree.
In my opinion, we would make a great couple at cross-country prom this weekend.
I would love to take you out to dinner, wear over-the-top outfits and take an unhealthy amount of awkward pictures together.
I would love to share a dance, enjoy the company of our teammates and celebrate the end of a great season with you.
Feel free to respond via airplane banner in the sky, writing in the clouds or a parcel from an owl.
Letter to the editor