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2011-03-08 Learning the Local Lingo

I was prepared for some cultural adjustment when I arrived in Australia, but I wasn’t expecting to need a dictionary! Though English is the native language, there are times when the Aussies speak and I have no idea what they’re saying. The accents can certainly muddle my comprehension, but it’s their vocabulary that really throws me for a loop. Below is a silly story I wrote to show some of the crazy ways I’ve heard Aussies express themselves…

 It was already two in the arvo, but Gary was just waking up from a restless night. He stumbled down the stairs and into the kitchen where his mate Dave was cooking up some chook.         

      “You’re looking quite feral this morning,” Dave laughed. “Are you keen for some late brekky? I’m making some vegemite on toast and rashers. I’ve got some tomato sauce for the rashers if you like.”

       “Nah, I don’t think I could handle it,” Gary replied. “I had some really dodgy     spag bol for tealast night and I’m not feeling so hot.”

       “I bet all the goon you drank didn’t help the situation.”

Gary rolled his eyes and trudged back to his room to get ready for uni. To his dismay, he’d completely misread his timetable and realized that he only had 20 minutes before class started. He ran back downstairs to beg Dave for a ride to uni since there was no way the bus would get him there on time.

           “Sorry mate,”Dave said, “but the big smoke is the complete opposite direction for me. I’ve got to drive my uteto woop woop to pick-up a shipment of kiwi fruit.

           “Looks like I’m skipping lectures today,” Gary said sadly.

           “Cheer up, mate,” Dave said while patting Gary on the back. “I’ve got an extra ticket for the Collinwood/St. Kilda footie match tonight and I’m giving it to you. I’m having a barbiebeforehand and I’ve invited a pommie sheliaover to meet you.”

           Fair dinkum? That sounds fab. Anything I can do to help out?”

           “We need some bread*and some coldies.” Dave replied

           “Toats, I’ll run over to the bottle-o and milkbarand stock up.”

It might have been a rough morning, but now Gary was sure that apples she would be.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Arvo: afternoon

Mate: friend (used all the time)

Chook: chicken

 Feral: disheveled

Keen: very common way of expressing interest or desire. “I’m keen to see that movie.”

Brekky: breakfast – even restaurants call it this

Vegemite: concentrated yeast extract. The Aussies love it! I haven’t met one who didn’t. Personally, I find it tastes like a dirty salt.

Rashers: bacon

Tomato sauce: ketchup – all the Americans have been made fun of for asking for “ketchup”

Dodgy: questionable

Spag Bol: spaghetti bolognaise

Tea: dinner – I asked why it’s called this and no one has any idea

Goon: cheap wine that comes boxed and in a plastic sac, it’s about all uni students can afford

Uni: college - I learned quickly that I cannot say school or college. “School” stops when students leave high school and sometimes high school is called college.

Big smoke: the city

Ute: pick-up truck

Woop woop: a town far from a big city

Kiwi fruit: not just kiwi, you must say kiwi fruit

Footie: Australian rules football is so different than any game I’ve ever seen played. It’s like a combination of basketball, rugby, soccer, and football. Colinwood and St.Kilda are two of the Mebourne based teams

Barbie: BBQ

Fair dinkum: really? Are you serious?

Fab: fabulous.  Aussies love to shorten their words

*Bread: for some strange reason Aussies don’t use buns for their burgers or sausages. You just wrap bread around your choice of meat instead…

Coldies: beer

Toats: definitely

Bottle-o: Liquor store

Milkbar: convenience store

Apples she would/will be: It would/will be all right

Enjoy everyone!


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